Locksmith's War!



NARRATOR

Locksmith’s War!

Prepare for absolute insanity

A desperate fight to save humanity

They got his mom, they got his girl

They also want to end the world

Locksmith’s War!

GARY

If I’m as smart as people say

How could I not have seen this coming?

NARRATOR

Locksmith’s War!

GARY & TARA

And now we’ve got to get away

If we want to live we can’t stop running

JUNE

One day I was safe at home

MR. JOYCE & MRS. NAGAI (to each other)

Which side are you really on?

JUNE

Then that night I got abducted

MR. JOYCE & MRS. NAGAI (to each other)

Got to keep my eye on you

JUNE

By a bunch of scary creeps

MR. JOYCE & MRS. NAGAI (to each other)

What you say may not be true

JUNE

God, I miss my old subplot

BRANDON

I am crapping in my pants

LOCK

I don’t know who I can trust

BRANDON

And you want me to do what now?

LOCK

How did this become my job?

BRANDON

This is gonna get me killed

LOCK

It’s not like I have a choice

BRANDON

Are you sure you’ve thought this through?

ALL

Preorder now!

It’s almost here!

NARRATOR

Locksmith’s War!

MRS. SMITH

I found out their little secrets

Fought three guys and almost won

Now the future is depending

On my adolescent son!

NARRATOR

Locksmith’s War!

RIKKI & LUCY

That was a surprise

Things were going well

Then they drugged and locked us up

In separate cells!

Do not count us out

Though we’re in a mess

One thing we are not is

Damsels in distress!

BILL

I don’t show up till the ending

LYDIA

Wasn’t in the second book

MR. THALBERG

I’m a useless load, I fear

MR. WATERS

Least you’re not comic relief

JEMIMA REUTHER

Please don’t make me join the good guys

ERIN

I am the Ophelia

MR. STEINER

Do you even need me here?

LOCK

All right, I’m in!

Let’s do this thing!

NARRATOR

Locksmith’s War!

GARY & TARA

The situation isn’t good

LOCK

Kids, don’t try this stuff at home

GARY & TARA

And desperate times mean desperate measures

MRS. SMITH (overlapping)

Now things do look kind of hopeless

Lock’s outnumbered and outgunned

Got no powers, got no magic

It’s a good thing he can run!

NARRATOR

Locksmith’s War!

GARY & TARA

We’ve gotten stranded in the woods

LOCK (confused)

Now we’re singing all at once…

GARY & TARA

We must destroy the thing we treasure

MRS. SMITH (overlapping)

And to save us from a fate more

Inappropriate than death

Lachlan has to get a move on…

RIKKI & LUCY (overlapping)

Are you reading still?

This is really long —

Shove it, Mister Narrator,

This is our song!

NARRATOR

The Locksmith Trilogy is done

So look for it on Amazon

ALL

July 4 you’ll discover

What our author’s kept you waiting for

One more book

Number three

Locksmith’s Wa-a-a-a-ar!


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