Locksmith's War!
NARRATOR
Locksmith’s War!
Prepare for absolute insanity
A desperate fight to save humanity
They got his mom, they got his girl
They also want to end the world
Locksmith’s War!
GARY
If I’m as smart as people say
How could I not have seen this coming?
NARRATOR
Locksmith’s War!
GARY & TARA
And now we’ve got to get away
If we want to live we can’t stop running
JUNE
One day I was safe at home
MR. JOYCE & MRS. NAGAI (to each other)
Which side are you really on?
JUNE
Then that night I got abducted
MR. JOYCE & MRS. NAGAI (to each other)
Got to keep my eye on you
JUNE
By a bunch of scary creeps
MR. JOYCE & MRS. NAGAI (to each other)
What you say may not be true
JUNE
God, I miss my old subplot
BRANDON
I am crapping in my pants
LOCK
I don’t know who I can trust
BRANDON
And you want me to do what now?
LOCK
How did this become my job?
BRANDON
This is gonna get me killed
LOCK
It’s not like I have a choice
BRANDON
Are you sure you’ve thought this through?
ALL
NARRATOR
Locksmith’s War!
MRS. SMITH
I found out their little secrets
Fought three guys and almost won
Now the future is depending
On my adolescent son!
NARRATOR
Locksmith’s War!
RIKKI & LUCY
That was a surprise
Things were going well
Then they drugged and locked us up
In separate cells!
Do not count us out
Though we’re in a mess
One thing we are not is
Damsels in distress!
BILL
I don’t show up till the ending
LYDIA
Wasn’t in the second book
MR. THALBERG
I’m a useless load, I fear
MR. WATERS
Least you’re not comic relief
JEMIMA REUTHER
Please don’t make me join the good guys
ERIN
I am the Ophelia
MR. STEINER
Do you even need me here?
LOCK
All right, I’m in!
Let’s do this thing!
NARRATOR
Locksmith’s War!
GARY & TARA
The situation isn’t good
LOCK
Kids, don’t try this stuff at home
GARY & TARA
And desperate times mean desperate measures
MRS. SMITH (overlapping)
Now things do look kind of hopeless
Lock’s outnumbered and outgunned
Got no powers, got no magic
It’s a good thing he can run!
NARRATOR
Locksmith’s War!
GARY & TARA
We’ve gotten stranded in the woods
LOCK (confused)
Now we’re singing all at once…
GARY & TARA
We must destroy the thing we treasure
MRS. SMITH (overlapping)
And to save us from a fate more
Inappropriate than death
Lachlan has to get a move on…
RIKKI & LUCY (overlapping)
Are you reading still?
This is really long —
Shove it, Mister Narrator,
This is our song!
NARRATOR
The Locksmith Trilogy is done
So look for it on Amazon
ALL
July 4 you’ll discover
What our author’s kept you waiting for
One more book
Number three
Locksmith’s Wa-a-a-a-ar!
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